New submission from Mary
While I was half-jogging to an appointment, a man motorcycling towards me down the street slowed down, lifted his helmet and yelled “NICE ASS!” in my general direction before promptly speeding away.

If he saw my “ass” before yelling this at me, it must have only been for approximately 2 seconds, as, again, he was coming *towards* me from up ahead.

I was wearing loose-fitting sweatpants, sneakers and a jacket, and my hair was pulled back sloppily.