Tag: bum slap

Groped at Carnival

New submission from Anon: I was at Notting Hill Carnival this weekend and had been having such a great time. I was wearing what could be described as “skimpy” clothing but I literally thought nothing of it because a) I have the right to wear whatever I want, b) because I was with a massive … Continued

Lame-o dude at House Party

I got ass-slapped (hard) at a good friend of mine’s house party on Saturday. I turned around and asked who’d done it and after some hesitation the guy owned up. As it turns out he was a friend of a friend of mine. The friend immediately poured forth excuses and praise ‘i know that was … Continued